Found in the female bathroom of the Merthyr Centre: 1x Die Hard poster. Torn between taking it home and pinning it up in our bathroom for lulz, or else reporting it to ASIO as a possible anthrax threat. Who else but terrorists would leave a good condition Bruce Willis poster in a toilet?!
If you don’t take it home, mail it to me. I WILL PAY YOU.
I WANT THIS!!!