nigga i just saw some giant sea roaches on my dash

qweerdo:

liquornspice:

peecharrific:

soydulcedeleche:

note-a-bear:

liquornspice:

peecharrific:

i need a hug from my mama and i feel like i should clean my house right now.

Everything terrible comes from the ocean and Australia. The first time I saw the ocean I had to save my baby brother from a jellyfish. And I just will never go to fuckin Australia and that is A FACT! Ion’t trust neither a them jokers….

And they want us to believe it’s a “coincidence” Australia is just sitting there, in the middle of the ocean.

#tteeeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrsssss

YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT

LOOOOL

OMG I ain’t even see the O’Rly pick!

That bolded part made me lol and lol.

I WILL PROTECT EVERYONE FROM THE GIANT OCEANIC CRAWLIES!!!!! Come see me, I’ll take you under my big wing.