MY AWESOME PLAN: Body diversity day at Wet n Wild on the Gold Coast.
WHO IS IN ARE YOU IN LET’S SWIMMMM.
I will be on the swan floatie which has been bedazzled with gems and sequins (with glue so as not to puncture the float of course), and I will store my sav blank semi in the cupholders on its wings while singing Cold Chisel on my small karaoke system (the lyrics will be projected on Wet n Wild’s big screen in the wave pool.)
THIS IS A GOOD PLAN. A SOLID PLAN. YES.
ETA I AM GOING TO PHOTOSHOP MYSELF ON THE SWAN OK, HANG ON.