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Well the heart cut out is more of an upside down tear drop shape...

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Well the heart cut out is more of an upside down tear drop shape :/ (Taken with instagram)


Sleeve attached… I had to make it puffy because my sleeve...

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Sleeve attached… I had to make it puffy because my sleeve drafting skills suck. (Taken with instagram)

Stripy button placket! Now to attach the skirt. (Taken with...

Messy red hairs. (Taken with instagram)

Lowering the arm hole so my arms can actually move. (Taken with...

removed the spider

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qweerdo:

babyslime:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

super-eklectic1:

cherrytreeintherain:

This is probably from Australia or some shit holy MOTHER OF FUCK.

BURN DOWN THE FUCKING HOUSE!

holy hot dickings thems big

That’s a huntsman spider. It is like… the worst spider in the whole fucking world. If it gets on you, and you get scared and shake it off, it has this reflex that MAKES IT HANG ONTO YOUR CLOTHES TIGHTER.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT

Huntsman spiders are pretty harmless. Huge, but harmless.

Hooking you up with ~local knowledge~

saintkurt: alexsuarez: ifuckedjoshfarro: penisbutterr: angst-...

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saintkurt:

alexsuarez:

ifuckedjoshfarro:

penisbutterr:

angst-and-nice-cardigans:

georgieerased:

Reason #2690 why Australian news is more quality than any other country.

Reason #584572834 why I wake up with today.

Australia, where the cunts are fucking hilarious.

This will forever be my favorite news moment.

i remember i was home sick and i watched this and i started to cry and then i blogged about it

good things

STEFANOVIC FOR FUCKING PRIME MINISTER

I don’t like Karl Stefanovic but this clip always makes me cack myself.

Things I have learnt today

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• I will resew sleeves three times before my determined nature succumbs to feelings of anger.
• I am terrible at drafting sleeves that let me move my arms.
• I am great at drafting sleeves for penguins.
• Sewing my own clothes is not an efficient or easy solution to being too poor and fat to buy clothes in stores.
• I would feel better about this dress if I could reach for things in it, and take it off without assistance.
• Good grief The Bachelor is a toxic, fucked up series.


The dress so far. I wish I had cute red buttons but alas only...

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The dress so far. I wish I had cute red buttons but alas only have tiny uncute ones. (Taken with instagram)

Fuck yeah automatic buttonholer!!! (Taken with instagram)

I want to have a fatty blogger meet up in Brisbane/GC.

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Would anyone even come? Have I pissed off every plus size retailer enough that I would find sponsorship difficult?

I just really need some fat times right now.

Writing notes about organising a fatshion event turns into my...

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Writing notes about organising a fatshion event turns into my brain melting. (Taken with instagram)

Finished my doona dress! (Taken with instagram)

The daily Miff. (Taken with instagram)

I have this app called Big Lens and it makes photos hilarious....

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I have this app called Big Lens and it makes photos hilarious. Miffy has so many ~orbs~ around her!


Dramatic Miffy paws.

Even MORE celestial Miffy! (Using pixlromatic)

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Even MORE celestial Miffy! (Using pixlromatic)

After wearing the doona dress for half an hour...

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I had to take it off. The sleeves render it unwearable :( I couldn’t even reach forward to type comfortably, and doing my hair was impossible!

I’ll probably split the sleeve down the centre and make flutter sleeves or something (even though I HATE flutter sleeves) but I will be making the bottom of the sleeve pattern wider for future sleeve adventures because I have a feeling the instructions I was following when drafting the sleeve didn’t allow any ease.

At any rate, it was an experimental dress and I learnt a lot of things! Even if I have to remove the sleeves completely it’ll still be wearable, and if I’m feeling extra motivated I might try out the redrafted sleeve… that is if all the seam ripping I’ve done to the armscythe hasn’t destroyed the fabric!!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Meat Pie. (Taken with instagram)

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