Video - me taking my make up off and talking about taking outfit...
[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]Video - me taking my make up off and talking about taking outfit photos, wearing make up, anxiety, Asos face and etc.
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Image - outfit photo of a babe with brown skin and red hair...
Image - outfit photo of a babe with brown skin and red hair wearing a short pink dress with colourful small triangles all over it, blue and black strappy heels and a hello kitty handbag. mrsjarette:...
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deathfatties: Image- an outfit photo of Natalie, fat and pale...
deathfatties: Image- an outfit photo of Natalie, fat and pale skinned with short dirty blonde hair, wearing a short sleeveless green dress with a circle collar and navy shoes with white trim. Dress:...
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Image - an outfit photo of me from the side wearing my green...
Image - an outfit photo of me from the side wearing my green dress. A tiny bit of pit hair is visible. This is for the assholes at Vice UK.
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I really need to reprogramme my brain. Don’t worry, I’m reading a book about it. I’ve got it covered.
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soprefontaine: definatalie: If anyone hires me as a model, here is the range...
soprefontaine: definatalie: If anyone hires me as a model, here is the range of expressions your money will buy. Including: Did I really just read that?; something smells; someone’s busted; Asos model...
View Article"Let’s go back to when XoJ launched. I heard rumors that Jane Pratt had a new...
“Let’s go back to when XoJ launched. I heard rumors that Jane Pratt had a new project and I was pretty excited. Despite my sad break up with Sassy years before they stopped publishing it was very...
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Image - a photo of a silver sequin dress with cap sleeves and a...
Image - a photo of a silver sequin dress with cap sleeves and a full short skirt with an ombre-like effect. Hello dress. You are the best. Let’s be best friends.
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Image - a photo of a Mary Katrantzou dress on a mannequin, it...
Image - a photo of a Mary Katrantzou dress on a mannequin, it has long shoulders that form quite rigid caps over the arms and a balloon shaped skirt that exaggerates hip size. The fabric is digitally...
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Image - a photo of a Q-pot stackable burger ring. I need this. I...
Image - a photo of a Q-pot stackable burger ring. I need this. I don’t think it’ll fit my fat fingers though. Damn the world.
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Image - a photo of a ring on someone’s hand and it looks...
Image - a photo of a ring on someone’s hand and it looks like a set of teeth all the way around complete with fleshy gums. AMAZING. WHY CAN’T I BUY ONE RIGHT NOW?
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Lunch and doodling promises. (Taken with Instagram at Vintage...
Lunch and doodling promises. (Taken with Instagram at Vintage Espresso)
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I love the alien faces pattern on this plate. (Taken with...
I love the alien faces pattern on this plate. (Taken with Instagram at Vintage Espresso)
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I can’t finish this creme brûlée milkshake. It needs a...
I can’t finish this creme brûlée milkshake. It needs a chaser of gravy to counteract the sweetness. (Taken with Instagram at Vintage Espresso)
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feasting: vegan laksa with rice noodles, eggplant, broccoli,...
feasting: vegan laksa with rice noodles, eggplant, broccoli, snow peas, carrot, vietnamese mint & thai basil. waaant!
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Image - webcam photo of me holding up my new iPhone 4s with a...
Image - webcam photo of me holding up my new iPhone 4s with a bedazzled red case which also has a Hello Kitty sticker that says “big splash”.
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Image - webcam photo of me making a pouty/ confused/ judgemental...
Image - webcam photo of me making a pouty/ confused/ judgemental face and wearing fake glasses. We got free tickets to see Wil Anderson tonight. If he makes any fat jokes I’m going to go right up there...
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Image - photo of a dress which is mostly turquoise but has peach...
Image - photo of a dress which is mostly turquoise but has peach fabric on the yoke and sleeve cuffs as well as an almost-chevron on the rib, and black fabric as part of the scalloped yoke and hem....
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Image - webcam photo of me holding up a Bounty wrapper. Do...
Image - webcam photo of me holding up a Bounty wrapper. Do Bounty bars exist outside Australia? They are so good.
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