pearlconcubine: locaconeja: lerxst2112: dirxst: I shot a dvd...

pearlconcubine:

locaconeja:

lerxst2112:

dirxst:

I shot a dvd player because I was drunk

I murdered a doctor because I was high

I danced with a sock because your mom told me to. 

I went out with a weirdo because I was drunk.

Surprisingly accurate!

I hugged a stuffed animal because I was high.

The truest of facts.