“Full of wankers…patrons who like to speak loudly and mothers club and in the morning sweaty men still in their bike gear (that shouldn’t be seen in public)”
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Disgruntled one-time patron of a hip Melbourne eatery
I am pretty obsessed with looking up reviews of places on Google Maps. I’m going to Melbourne and Sydney this week alone and I’m scared. SCARED. I hate doing things alone unless I’m in my house.