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Things I have learnt today

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• I will resew sleeves three times before my determined nature succumbs to feelings of anger.
• I am terrible at drafting sleeves that let me move my arms.
• I am great at drafting sleeves for penguins.
• Sewing my own clothes is not an efficient or easy solution to being too poor and fat to buy clothes in stores.
• I would feel better about this dress if I could reach for things in it, and take it off without assistance.
• Good grief The Bachelor is a toxic, fucked up series.


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