"Alfie Turnblatt and Violet Bidet met on a cruise, she was vomiting into a bin beside one of the..."

“Alfie Turnblatt and Violet Bidet met on a cruise, she was vomiting into a bin beside one of the pools and he was freaking out after spiking a volleyball into her head.”

- I am fucking awesome at naming characters and going on ridiculous tangents for backstory.