Can you refrain from going out in town if you are obviously obese, it’d make my times so much more fruitful
I want every obese person to go out in town this weekend and annoy the shit out of tim! how awesome to know that you have such power to inconvenience bigots simply by existing in public!
My favorite thing to do is inconvenience bigots ! Let’s go out !
He lives in Newcastle, Australia!
PLAN: All the rad fats (that’s you!) catch a plane immediately to Sydney. I will meet you there. We’ll go to Central and then jump on the Newcastle train. Make sure you pack your tightest and brightest outfits, because we’ll take over a carriage and treat it as our dressing room. (Also bring snacks, because it’s a long train ride.) We’ll seek out this Tim guy, shake our flab at him (I can teach you some sweet reggaeton moves that will ensure maximum jiggle) and maybe sit on him if he gets too lippy. On the way back to Sydney, we can swing by my parents’ place. My mum’s Indonesian (read: she shows her love with food) so I can probably convince her to make us a shitload of curry. It’ll be awesome.
Who’s in?
ME
Gonna go shake my fat in Newie!