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Image - webcam photo of me wearing my hair wrapped up in a scarf and a tape measure around my neck.
I got some 13.5mm plugs in my ear after a lot of sloooow stretching with tape wrapping my old plug. Also I can’t find my other tape measure, so I’ve been measuring in inches for the last few months.