Ok so you know when you’re a chronic oversharer on the internet and you show everyone when you’re doing stuff and they’re like, “noooo you’re doing it wrong!” and you’re like, “leave me alone! you’re not the boss of me!” And you go ahead and do it your way but then it turns out you were wrong and you fuck up.
That’s me right now.
And because I’m a chronic oversharer I want to share what I fucked up and how hilarious it is but I don’t want to because people will be like, “told you so!” and shit.
So that’s where I’m at today.