"Hello, Gamers. Look at your house, now back to mine, now back at your house, now back to mine...."

Hello, Gamers. Look at your house, now back to mine, now back at your house, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn’t yours, but if you stopped playing overrated FPS’ and started playing Minecraft, it could look like mine.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a mine that you built with your own hands!

What’s in your hand? I have it. It’s a pickaxe made from stone. Look again, THE PICKAXE IS NOW DIAMOND! Anything is possible when you play Minecraft!

I’m on a pig.