Image - webcam photo of me smiling tiredly and holding up a coffee cup with Caféine written on it and “SC” scrawled in red pen.
I love you cappuccino made with skim milk but I do not like that everyone in Australia calls you a “skinny cappuccino.” Like, there’s fuck all difference between full fat and skim milk anyway. I drink skim milk because it doesn’t have a cloying cream taste. It’s not like my SKINNY CAPS make me skinny.