I present to you:
EDWARD SCOOPERHANDS.
(img of, um, an approximate of Edward Scissorhands - that is, a very pale young man with sticky-outy black hair, pink lips, and pink/red around his eyes - but with an, er, artistic rendering of ice cream scoops as his hands, instead of scissors.)
(Context: I’m applying for a job at a local ice cream store, Amy’s. They are quintessentially Austin, meaning very weird, and their application process involves them handing you two white paper bags and telling you to do whatever you want with them, leave your name and phone number somewhere, and bring them back. This is, obviously, my application. Hope it gets me a job because it took FOREVER.)
And now I am going the EFF to BED.
Everyone on tumblr should reblog this with a reason why you are awesome and should get the job and then you can print it out and submit that too. HA!
MY REASON: YOUR HAIR IS LIKE ICE CREAM.