Image - a graphic with an illustration of a green blocky monster called a Creeper from Minecraft and the following text:
Do you see this?
Do you know what this is?
This is a creeper.
Its mission in Minecraft is to fuck shit up wherever it goes.
It does not drop anything good.
It does not remain neutral.
It is not a sheep.
It is a motherfucking creeper.
You cannot battle the creeper. The creeper is never alone.
It is always accompanied by other, even more violent and aggressive creepers; all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more.
When you see a creeper, do you know what you do?
You turn the fuck around.
You run the fuck away
and hope the creeper doesn’t put you on its list of shit
it wants to fuck up today.
You get the fuck away from it
and wait for the creeper to finish its business
and move on with its rampage,
and then you rebuild your home.