iamoffendedbecause: women laughing alone with...

iamoffendedbecause:

women laughing alone with salad

fiercefatties:

lipsbetweenthehips:

mfnher:

This is fucking amazing.

CUCUMBER, Y U SO FUNNY

I EAT SALAD WITH MY FINGERS IN MY WHITE DRESS BECAUSE IT HELPS ME RELAX

BROCCOLI, YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY

HAHAHA THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE LETTUCE

That is awesome.

Lettuce makes you manic!