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Actually, Reuben did his own hair! I am fairly terrible at cutting all hair except my own. Perhaps it takes the edge off if you know any fuck ups you make will be dealt with by yourself. The last time I cut my mum’s hair she started crying it looked that bad (y)
Aww!
Actually this reminded me of a time when I was young, maybe 13 or so and my younger sister pleaded with me to cut her hair. I was dubious as my only hairstyling experience had been chopping the fringe off my Barbie because I hated it and realising that chopping Barbie hair off at the roots leads to… stumpy Barbie hair.
Anyway, Michelle was adamant. She wanted layers. I tried to cut layers, like I tried to visualise her hair as three layers of cardboard and I had to cut the lowest one longer than the top one. But I got confused and cut the bottom layer too short and then everything went wrong. She invited her 12 year old hyper-awesome-at-being-a-girl friend over and I can remember Jodie saying “ohhhh noooooo” as she looked at the damage I’d done.
WHATEVER. I TOLD YOU MICHELLE.