“here’s what i really need in life
a sparkly convertible
OBVIOUSLY
you and me in some scarves and big sunglasses
STOP
we just need to be in Too Wong Fu
i don’t even know why i was going to explain the whole thing like it hasn’t already been a movie
….like really, why are we the flyest bitches ever??”
<3xabajillion
WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR EVERY TIME YOU ARE NEAR?? xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
BITCH TWINS 4 LYFE
Ok so this is only slightly related but it’s about the time I actually cacked myself reading one of those hashtag games on Twitter. Everyone was coming up with alternative titles for films with Brisbane suburbs ingeniously slotted into them (#brisbanetitles) and then someone said:
“Toowong foo, thanks for everything, Cambell Newman.”
If you don’t get it, don’t even worry about it. I larfed my arse off.