“There’s this thought amongst various sub cultures and groups in Australia that the size of the hoop of your earrings is directionally proportionate to how much of a slut you are (or how big your clacker is love). This thought really has driven me away from wearing hoop earrings, that and they always got tangled in my hair and my clothes and they just are so obvious but now with my new shorn do, I’m gonna be all about the earrings until I get injured trying to take a t-shirt off with them on”
from the blog
I like to think now that I am a mature adult that I only fraternise with people who don’t think such things as the correlation between earring size and vagina size but if they did and ever got to try my Corporate Box out I think they’d be pleasantly surprised at my pelvic floor’s nut crushing capabilities
I fucking love you!!!