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"If a fat person dies and one more person says to me, “Fat Person died because s/he was FAT!” I’m..."

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If a fat person dies and one more person says to me, “Fat Person died because s/he was FAT!” I’m gonna sit my fat behind on that person’s unfat face.

If you must be a condescending pseudo doctor know-it-all fuckwad, please, let’s be more appropriate about diagnosing.

Try: That Fat Person died because s/he was eating poisonous garbage that our food system has passed off as food for the past 40 years!

Or: That Fat Person died because there were no grocery stores or running public transportation in her neighborhood!

Or: That Fat Person died because soceity treats obesity as if it were a personal choice rather than a reflection of the addictive additive ingredients in our food chain that have been present for the past 40 years.

Or: That Fat Person died because she worked three jobs and never had time to prepare her own meals!

Or: That Fat Person died because she went to a school that got it’s funding from soda corporations and was blasted with Coca Cola advertising from the time she was in middle school until the time she graduated!

Or: That Fat Person died because she went to a school that stopped offering gym classes and lived with working class parents that had no choice but to sit her in front of a t.v. after school so she would stay out of trouble and off the streets.

Or: That Fat Person died because I’m an asshole and made her feel like shit about herself, so she did the only thing that kept her safe and made her feel good.

Or: That Fat Person died because seven of her friends died after being shot at walking to/from school/the store/etc and it was safer for her to stay inside watching t.v. than “go for a walk.”

Or: That Fat Person died because she grew up being told that “Princesses” must always stay clean, wear pretty clothes, be little ladies, etc. And she’s a princess, right?

Or: That Fat Person died because s/he couldn’t afford high quality food and even if she could, I’m too big of an asshole to show stupid Fat People how to cook high quality food!

Or: That Fat Person died because she was black, and racism is a motherfucker on the body.



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Flip Floppin’ Joy. Absolutely face-slappingly, spot on, incredible. (via pluseyes)

I’ve got one to add:

That Fat Person died because they decided killing themselves was the only way to stop the bullying they received from their peers at school since the teachers didn’t feel the need to say anything.

(via rabblevolunteer)

That fat person died because their doctor wouldn’t treat them unless the loss X pounds.

That fat person dies because their medical practitioner blamed their medical problems on their weight, and not the real problem.

That fat person died because they were afraid to get medical help because of their weight.

(via twistedmusings)


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